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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you say to an alien with two heads? A: Hello. Hello."

"What are a Corporation's Favourite Letters? Capital I's"

"My dad would always say this, I don't know if this classifies as a joke, but it's funny I'm busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest Also: That smell could knock a buzzard off a shitpile"

"Winter's coming so I'm knitting you a muffler. What size is your mouth?"

"what do you call people waiting in line for the new iPhone iQ(ueue) made this up just now"

"When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out."

"Sad that 25 years ago Homer Simpson seemed like a looser in American culture and now it's like: ""Whoa...that guy has a job AND owns a home?"""

"Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for."

"Where do I see myself in five years? *kicks feet up on desk* Sir, does my resume list ""psychics abilities"" under skills? No. Next question."

"I failed my Cultural Studies exam. The question was ""Describe the role that India plays in the modern world"". Apparently ""Tech Support"" is not the correct answer."