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Joke of the Day

"They say that you are safer in a bigger group Unless you're with 6 million...and everyone is jewish"

"If I haunt your house after I die and you hear strange noises, I probably just want you to change the TV channel. Please don't ghostbust me."

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't"

"Lol at birds that walk places."

"If my next of kin takes a nap.. Can i call him Napkin?"

"how to perform artificial insemination in mexico about 10 guys jack off onto the floor, and then they let the flies do the rest."

"Did you hear the one about the Rabbi who performed circumcisions? He never charged for his services, but he always kept the tips."

"OMG, you're huge! There's no way you'll fit inside me. - My clothes."

"Making an effort in 2013 to cut away distractions so I can spend more time with my iPhone."

"Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even."