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Joke of the Day

"*does coke* *has unprotected sex* *smokes cigarettes* ""oh haha no I don't drink soda because it's bad for you"""

"What did the man say when he stopped piggybacking his fat friend? ""Man, it feels like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders!"""

"99% of my socks are single and you don't see them crying about it."

"What winks and fucks like a tiger? *winks*"

"US Soccer Joke What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup? Ghana-RIO!"

"So, a skeleton walks into a bar... ...asks for a beer. And a mop."

"The Pillsbury dough boy He is a great roll model."

"Why do people with OCD like Family Feud? Because it's always black and white."

"the devil has a tape recorder containing the sounds you made when you sang aloud with a group but didn't actually know the words"

"How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb? Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her."