184801

Joke of the Day

"The Vietnamese world domination: one nail salon at a time."

"My brother and I own adjacent farms The other day he rode over to complain that I was growing marijuana on his side of the fence. I told him to get off his high horse."

"What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he's raping someone? ""Come with me if you want to live!"""

"What came in the mail today? Anthrax."

"I also do all my own stunts, but never intentionally."

"How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested."

"Just found a hilarious message in a bottle on the beach. I decided it needed to be RT'd, so I threw it back in."

"NO, YOU GET THE HELL OFF YOUR PROPERTY."

"OK, Gravity wasn't very realistic. First of all, and I checked this, Sandra Bullock -- not an astronaut"

"I like when websites ask ""HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT US?"" Haha paranoid much?"