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Joke of the Day

"What did the man say when he stopped piggybacking his fat friend? ""Man, it feels like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders!"""

"REQUEST: any Greg Giraldo jokes or is it still too soon? I think the world is ready. Shoot!"

"PATIENT: Doc, I haven't been able to bone my wife lately and I really think- DR DOG: Wait. Tell me more about the bone part"

"I drink every time I tell a bad joke. Hey, it's worth a shot."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles."

"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo"

"You know whats worse... Then fingering your sister. finding your dad wedding ring"

"What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"

"Why did the pedophile move to Korea? Because there, Too Young is just a name."

"Maybe if wommen's uteroids weren't such powerful mystery-swamps, the GOP wouldn't have to police them with #light & #K9 units."