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Joke of the Day

"The Pillsbury dough boy He is a great roll model."

"Saw a couple wearing surgical masks in public and all I could think was ""what do they know that I don't?"""

"The water drought in California is so bad, that someone broke into my cousins house and stole his waterbed."

"I have a lot of jokes about the unemployed. But none of them works."

"Where did Mary go after the explosion?? EVERYWHERE!"

"Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms."

"I don't remember When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a great memory. I don't remember, what I chose."

"[whole foods] WHITE GIRL: excus me do u hav pumpkin EMPLOYEE: (hands her a pumpkin) here WHITE GIRL: no no no. PUMPKIN. its a type of spice"

"What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant."

"Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river? because he was in Da-Nile"