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Joke of the Day

"When I was young, I slipped on some spilled beans and broke my spine, paralysing myself... Oh what I'd have done with Heinzsight."

"Hey girl is your dad in jail... ...Because if I was your dad, I would be"

"There's 26 letters in the English language, combined to make millions of words, which are used to make infinite sentences for any event imaginable. . . Yet I see the same jokes posted every day."

"Digger Nick wasn't invited back to the Dyslexic Miners Against Racism Conference."

"I give it two months before Trump tries putting his face on our money."

"What can you say about lots of protected sex? It is a common misconception"

"Why is safe sex a dumb idea? Because coat hangers are cheaper than condoms."

"A doe walks out of the woods.... A doe walks out of the woods, shakes herself off and says, ""Well. I'll never do THAT for two bucks again.""."

"Which doctors suffer the highest rates of depression and suicide? Dentists. They are down in the mouth all day."

"Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest? Two chalk outlines."