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Joke of the Day

"When I was young, I slipped on some spilled beans and broke my spine, paralysing myself... Oh what I'd have done with Heinzsight."

"My son asked me today, ""Dad, what music did you like growing up?"" ""Led Zeppelin,"" I replied. ""Who?"" he said. ""Yeah, I liked them too."""

"What do you call an atheist bone? A blasfemur."

"Did you here about the kidnapping at school? He woke up."

"What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox ? They fixed it because their the fawns"

"Sorry, I'm holding out for the Zune Mini."

"Getting a neck tattoo is probably the coolest way to show your love for manual labour."

"Why is it called PMS? ""Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."

"What was the most devastating thing in WW2. The environment was ruined from the gas."

"If her weight ends in ounces she's too young for you bro"