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Joke of the Day
"Why is it called PMS? ""Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."
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"i cant get a dog because it will give strangers an excuse to talk to me"
"Voted class president. Assassinated."
"Did you hear about the guy who fell into an upholstery machine? Now he's fully recovered."
"Did you know there are two different types of people in the world? Boys and girls."
"A toothless budgie will always achieve his goals Because they always succeed"
"What if God is gay and created Adam as a lover but Adam was straight and said ""no way God."" Then God got all pissed and created suffering?"
"Hi, I'm your son's teacher, Ms. Frizzle. Funny story, your kid is dead and inside a tortoise"
"Inception [2010, Psychological thriller] a group of people fall asleep - 148 mins"
"So a mushroom walks into a bar.. And the bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here"". The mushroom responds ""Why not? I'm a fungi!"""