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Joke of the Day

"What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox ? They fixed it because their the fawns"

"What did one eyebrow say to the other? H-eyebrow"

"You know you're good when they have to add an amendment to the company handbook cause they never thought anyone would do what you did"

"A taliban and his wife are getting ready to go to sleep at night... ...but before that, the taliban goes out to pee. He returns back all wet. ""Is it raining outside?"" ""No, it's windy..."""

"I really want to take my girlfriend out to dinner... ...But she asks way too much per hour."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... and orders a beer and a mop."

"Past, Present and Future walk into a bar... It was tense."

"I wipe my counters with raw chicken breasts because I refuse to have weak children."

"whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come back from camp."

"Just got home and found all the doors and windows wide open and everything gone... What kind of sick person would do this to my Advent calendar?"