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Joke of the Day

"What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox ? They fixed it because their the fawns"

"I like my beer like I like my women... ...anything goes as long as I'm pounding it with a friend."

"Eagles QB Michael Vick is engaged to be married. But both Rappers Pitbull and Snoop Dogg declined the invitation."

"I've been seeing a lot of these lately, so here is mine. I like my steak like I like my women. White and domineering."

"Neighbor: Help I have a plumbing emergency! Me: *grabs tools* Neighbor is naked and wet Me: um what kind of plumbing are we talking about?"

"*i before e except after c. Unless you're an 8yo heir planning a heist to seize a surveillance sleigh owned by a sheik at a reindeer farm."

"One Day I hope I can afford an iphone like that girl in line in front of me with the food stamps!!!"

"Did you guys hear about that circus fire? It was in tents"

"Girlfriend mentioned she was lacking iron in her diet.nnnI gave her all my wrinkled shirts.nnnAnd that's how the fight started."

"Q: What is the basement where White House staffers work called? A: The whine cellar."