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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an atheist bone? A blasfemur."
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"It's kinda sad that Shakira's hips are our generation's George Washington."
"What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation? ALPACA BAG"
"""Dumb as a bag of hammers"" is kind of a stupid comparison because it's actually quite a clever way to carry several hammers at once."
"What did Russians use for light before candles? Light bulbs"
"Instead of throwing the first pitch, it'd be fun if Presidents had to quarterback the first play of a football game."
"How is a librarian like a sex addict? Their favorite past time is between the covers."
"Lance Armstrong revealed this Tour De France will be his last, again. Not even Brett Favre believes him anymore."
"What looks better... than roses your piano? Tulips on your organ."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head no arms"