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Joke of the Day

"Finally realizing that Hotel California is about Twitter. ""...you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave..."""

"I'd be scared to buy an LG Tv Liam Neeson may find me!"

"Apparently Kevin Bacon was killed last night. . . And they're charging the shooter with 6th degree murder. . ."

"What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman? The back of my hand."

"Why are homosexuals always happy? Cause they're gay (happy)."

"Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don't know. Inspirational tweets are hard."

"I Like my slaves how i like my coffee............ Free"

"What gas is best dressed at a dinner party? Formaldehyde"

"What did the Gorilla call his first wife? His prime-mate!"

"Pinocchio was going down on his GF, she started yelling lie to me, lie to me. Pinocchio:"" i love you""!"