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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend accused me of cheating I told her she was starting to sound like my wife."
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"The oldest joke I know A girl with no arms or legs was sad on the beach. A man walked up and asked what was wrong. She said she'd never been fucked. He threw her in the water and said, ""Now ur fucked"""
"Still waiting for the day I can illegally download groceries"
"You know what's Obama doing right now? He's Havana good time (sorry)"
"I was going to write a joke about taps... ...but I didn't want to faucet."
"The hardest part of Hypochondriacs Anonymous is admitting you don't have a problem."
"Where does Santa keep his nuts? In his nutsack..."
"I wonder if I could fit my entire body inside a woman's. Through her mouth. Penis-first."
"The man who invented distorted mirrors has died. His funeral will be held in asymmetry."
"The World of Vegetables by Artie Choak"