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Joke of the Day

"I let an AT&T Customer Service Representative call me Brenda for a half hour because I was too embarrassed to correct him"

"My NY friends complain I never have to shovel in LA. Yeah? You think these heaps of broken dreams will get off the sidewalk themselves?"

"I Love You!! Is that you or your beer talking? Thats me.. talking to my beer"

"Slippers made out of Lego so that when you step on Lego you just get taller."

"If you want to work for a company that makes moisturiser, the best thing to do is to apply daily."

"*through a mouthful of Nutella* Oh, yeah, healfy eafing is sufer imfortant to me."

"Yo mama is so fat.. When she goes to McDonalds and order 20 Burgers , 30 fries and 100 pieces of nuggets, they still ask her . ""Having here or take away? ""."

"My parents always said no drugs before marriage After that.... they just understood."

"Honey-girl,,,,, your skirt is so short ,,,, your STD's are showing"

"I cant believe i got fired from the calendar factory All i did was take a day off."