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Joke of the Day

"Kind Donation Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water"

"I don't need a girlfriend, I can just play Pokemon Go The servers go down on me every day"

"I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury... I guess you could say they were baroque."

"still waiting to see a used car commercial that looks like they cared enough to do more than one take."

"""Hey man what happened to you, you look like you've been in a fight?"" - ""You should see the other guy..."" ""He was fucking huge, I didn't stand a chance"""

"My mother's star sign was cancer. Ironic how she died, really. She died due to fatal injuries from a giant crab attack."

"How do you walk a chicken on a leash? You pullet."

"What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs? A couple of steps closer to their final destination."

"I'm sorry I can't go out tonight because of the internet."

"""Dad, why is my sister called Paris?"" ""Because we conceived her in Paris."" ""Ahh, thanks Dad! "" ""You're welcome, Backseat."""