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Joke of the Day
"Muy Picante: What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!"
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"What is Ronald Reagan's favourite vegetable? James Brady."
"According to my FitBit, last week I burned 23 calories and my Ex's house."
"I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area, Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app."
"What does a rich guy from Israel wear? Jewelry."
"You're only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!"
"Height of .... Height of Stupidity - Looking through the keyhole of a glass door.. Height of embarrassment - when you find other person looking through the other side of the same keyhole.."
"For our 25th anniversary, I took my wife to Hawaii... ...and for our 26th I plan to go back and get her."
"I went to an XXX Girls Show in Rome There were just 30 girls..."
"The Native Americans used to trust the white man, now they have their reservations."