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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every time Donald Trump denied something... Then I too would have a small loan of 1 million dollars"

"A crossfitter, a vegan, an atheist, and a Redditor who always exposes reposts are all sitting at a bar... and I know this because they won't shut up about it."

"Who would you ask for advice about a lion? a lion or a gerbil? The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions."

"Why did the stoner take his wife to court? He wanted to get joint custody."

"What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats? The handicap."

"What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?.. In professional wrestling they know what they are doing."

"Pizza places, we don't want cheesy bread. Pizza is cheesy bread."

"I dropped acid this morning The teacher made us evacuate the lab."

"Whats the technical term for a female to male sex change? An adadictomy"

"What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!"