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Joke of the Day

"Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack could lick Jill's fanny. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock 'cause Jill's a goddam tranny!"

"Boss: Let's be frank. Me: Dibs on ""Sinatra."""

"- Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with ""Please wait while your computer shuts down""..."

"""Echolocation, echolocation, echolocation!"" -Dolphin realtor"

"What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called? Chrysler Concentrate"

"What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium? HeHe"

"It's white, it's ceramic, and it taps on your door. Let that sink in."

"My girlfriend and I are celebrating our anniversary tonight by breaking up six years ago."

"What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree? A sanitary owl"

"That awkward moment when you realise you have way more internet friends than real friends."