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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."

"What's brown and sticky? Parcel tape."

"Enjoying Starbucks' free WiFi with my MacBook and flannel shirt while listening to a band you've probably never heard of."

"New Password So I tried to make my new password 'beef stew.' But it wasn't stroganoff."

"A mushroom walks into a bar and sits down... The bartender turns to him and says, ""Get outta here. We don't serve your kind."" Mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi."""

"Ever hear of that cat turned vegan because of its vegan owner? Probably not, she died."

"Sorry about this in adavance What part of a vegetable **can't** you eat? The wheelchair"

"Just as bugs are drawn to bright lights, so are my toes drawn inexplicably to hard objects."

"My wife has been really cold to me lately. Ever since she passed away."

"How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb? Change a light bulb? Pfft! We are game changers."