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Joke of the Day

"What is 2 inches and goes in one direction. Louis Walsh's Penis."

"All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream"

"Russia announces it will be celebrating Thanksgiving this year And yes, they will be roasting Turkey."

"A female weight lifter went to the doctor ""Doc, I've been takin steroids for a few years now and as a side effect, I've grown a Penis"" ""Anabolic""? Asked the doctor. ""Nope just a Penis"" she replied."

"Social networking has become a club. Twitter is the dance floor. Instagram is the bar and Facebook is the people crying in the bathroom."

"My 6 yr old just asked if I'm a happy wife.. her cover is blown I think she might be working for the other side"

"Whenever my mum tells me to budget wisely, I remind her that she spent 80 on a dog coat. And we don't even have a dog."

"I heard a 7 year old tell this amazing joke the other day. What is Mario's favorite material? Denim denim denim! *musical*"

"A man was walking through the woods with a little boy... It starts getting dark and the boy says to the man ""I'm scared"". The man replies ""YOU'RE scared? I have to walk out of here alone""."

"What do you call a racist cereal? Special KKK"