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Joke of the Day
"Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out."
Next Joke
"How can you tell if a fat chick is pregnant? You can't."
"But how come Tarzan didn't have a beard?"
"Q: How does a poor mans cube look like? A: It's a sphere."
"what's green and floats? a leaf"
"*donates my body to science* Science: no thank you"
"My girlfriend steals all the blankets in her sleep and I wake up cold, next to an adorable linen burrito."
"Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion."
"What do errant Jewish golfers shout? Three ninety eight!"
"stared at the sun to long trying to get my transition lenses to change but forgot I dont wear glasses. major headach now"