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Joke of the Day
"How do trees get on the internet? They log in."
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"Bloke walks up and asks ""Do you prefer long legs or short?"", so I reply ""I prefer something in between"""
"Huh, this is a first Never had an ambulance follow me to the gym before They must know"
"Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting."
"A guest at a restaurant asks the waiter... ""do you have lobster tails?"" The waiter replies: ""Of course! Once upon a time, there was a little lobster....."""
"The sign of a true gentleman... ...is one who knows how to play the bagpipes, but chooses not to."
"One day a wife complained ""This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."" The husband grunted and replied ""The darn clock always was slow."""
"Where is Victoria working now? In the kitchen."
"The final stage of adulthood is when you start saying, ""Oooh, that breeze feels nice."""
"EA cut so many corners with the Sims 4 that they made a circle."