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Joke of the Day
"Look, no hands! The worst thing you could hear during a prostate exam."
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"You'll never know how funny a tweet can be until you think of all the ways after posting it."
"*strips buck naked*Buck: Give me back my clothes !"
"i love working at the post office at the north pole and ripping up white children's letters to santa claus"
"Best Joke EVER!!!! MUST READ!!!! Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh wait I forgot it... Shoot"
"""How do you like your eggs?"" ""I like 'em just fine"""
"When your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like your brother in law Steve"
"IDGAF if you're black, white, yellow, brown or blue. Well, I do if you're blue, I'll stop and give you CPR if you're blue."
"we're fucked When u thought that Donald Trump running for president was a joke then realized I don't have enough money saved up to move out of the country."
"Talking on your cell during church isn't good, but if you use blue tooth hands free they just think you've got the spirit."