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Joke of the Day
"Where does Batman go to get a haircut? Batman-do"
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"The keys Home-Insert-End-Delete are together on the keyboard. Whoever created the keyboard was a big fan of one night stands."
"You should never criticize a Muslim... until you've walked a mile in their suicide vest."
"The Great White Whale just unveiled a sculpture of the Rolling Stones frontman made of mud brick... Moby Dick's Adobe Mick."
"What do you call a black man when he is sitting in the cockpit controlling an airplane? A pilot you racist!"
"What's the difference between Ben Roethlisberger and a therapist? There's a space between the E and the R"
"I like my women like I like my vacuum cleaners Cordless and with powerful suction"
"What's the latest Irish invention? A helicopter ejector seat"
"What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip off. (Da da tshhh)"
"What are the 2 biggest lies men tell? 1) The check's in the mail 2) I won't cum in your mouth"