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Joke of the Day
"Where does Batman go to get a haircut? Batman-do"
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"I have a new party trick. I swallow two bits of string and an hour later they come out my arse tied together... I shit you knot!"
"Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn walk into the UN.. Then proceed to lecture them on bullying."
"Life is like toilet paper you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
"Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
"Kill two birds with one stone. Kill two birds with two stones. Kill as many birds with as many stones as you want. We must eradicate birds."
"My wife's star sign was cancer and it's actually quite ironic how she died.. She was attacked by a crab."
"Cannibalism isn't funny Although, it depends on a person's taste..."
"Feed a man corn and he eats for a day. Teach a man to grow corn and he kills you and steals your land."
"I signed up for Binary 101... but it turned out to be a level 5 course. Corny, but I'm still proud of myself."