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Joke of the Day

"Bombing Terrorists in Baghdad recently blew up a drainage system. Police there are calling it a sewer-side bombing.."

"Take her down to 3000 feet below sea level... ...oops, wrong sub."

"A blind man walks into a fish market and says..... ""Hello, ladies."""

"I bought a toilet brush at the store the other day but it kind of hurts so I think I'll go back to paper!"

"do the people in Fiji know we pay 4 dollars for their tap water"

"Pete and Repete walk into a bar... Pete and Repete walk into a bar, Pete walks out. Who is left?"

"What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot? Missile Toe"

"What do you call a home full of menstruating women? Bloody Hell."

"What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch? Namaste"

"Every day, hundreds of seals are clubbed to death by hunters. It's snow joke."