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Joke of the Day
"What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch? Namaste"
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"Met a girl at a party and asked if she wanted to go back to my place and hang out. She said she wasn't a whore I said I wasn't offering to pay"
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"I had a bad diarrhea few days back... Someone online suggested I should try potatoes. I've showed one up by butt and I haven't taken a shit in 3 days! Thanks stranger!"
"I like my coffee how I like my women. Without some other guys dick in it."
"What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing? A Scamtron."
"My problem with profanity is that..... It's mother fucking dusgusting"
"Milky Way is Snicker's nut-less, gay little brother."
"Who does a hypocrite really hate? A hypocrite!"