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Joke of the Day

"Take her down to 3000 feet below sea level... ...oops, wrong sub."

"what am I? I'm owned by every man, though my length differs. Their wives use me after getting married Last Name"

"Knock, knock Who's there? Hosea Hosea, who? Hosea one more words and I'll beat the craps out of her"

"Q: What did the tie say to the neck? A: I think I'll just hang around."

"*Shoves a guy* I think you mean the SECOND biggest ""The Sound of Music"" fan on earth, bro."

"69 is the kamikaze of sex. If I'm going down, you're coming with me."

"The cow got very nervous when it saw beef As cow's career was at steak"

"Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonald's; Not funny, grow up."

"Do you ever get a shooting pain through your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they are stabbing it? No? How about now? Now?"

"A dog is a man's best friend. Don't belive me? Put your wife in the trunk, put your dog in the trunk, wait a couple of hours. After open the trunk and looks who's happy to see you"