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Joke of the Day
"Apparently you can survive just by eating plants. That's something I haven't herbivore."
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"I started a company.. ...with my wife. Then my sister in law joined us, now it's a crowd."
"Christmas jokes needed I am about to MC a high school Christmas staff talent show and need your best Christmas or holiday jokes. This is happening in two hours."
"What do you call two jalapenos getting it on? Fucking hot!"
"First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory."
"Aren't you too fat to be this rude?"
"When 2 people have sex it's called a twosome. When 3 people do it it's called a threesom I guess that's why they call me handsome... Edit: front page! Everyone hating on my joke can suck it"