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Joke of the Day

"My friend got drunk and thinks he had sex with a prostitute... At first he wasn't sure, but then he was *positive*."

"'Tell me you want me' he ordered. 'I want you' she said. 'Now tell me you need me.' 'I need you' she sighed. She hated calling tech support."

"Typographers will appreciate this Stereotype"

"What do you call rude fungi? Shiit-talking mushrooms"

"What can't you call a black priest Father..."

"After all these years I've finally figured out what Cher was talking about when she said""Do you believe in life after love"" She was talking about being married!"

"How do you tell the difference between the front and back of a tree? Go to the toilet, because you would never shit in front of a tree."

"My dad likes to come to my office & tell the receptionist he's my parole officer in case you were wondering how I turned out like this."

"Got talking to a North African girl I got talking to a North African girl in her native language for hours, we just clicked."

"that lonely feeling when you oust your ex as mayor of your genitals on foursquare"