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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell the difference between the front and back of a tree? Go to the toilet, because you would never shit in front of a tree."

"So my penis used to be in the Guinness book of world records I'm not allowed in Barnes and Noble anymore"

"What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common? I bang them both on my coffee table at night."

"How do you get a jew out of his car? Tell him it runs on gas"

"Anthropologists found a group of people whose religion forbids them from being angry They're called the Nomads"

"What do whores and sailors have in common? They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one."

"How school works: In class: 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: John had 4 apples.He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Sun's mass."

"Unless you are a pregnancy test, take your negativity somewhere else."

"A fine piece of art is like a fine piece of ass, I don't understand either one but I want to take both home and mount them against the wall."

"Feminist joke How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? -none, feminists don't change anything"