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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell the difference between the front and back of a tree? Go to the toilet, because you would never shit in front of a tree."

"How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Attractive."

"The PC term for Christmas C:\hristmas"

"Want to know why the call my penis the 'Truth'? The 'Truth' hurts"

"How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company."

"What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend."

"A man works hard to name an interval equal to 24 hours. so he calls it a day."

"[OC] How does Haskell like his food? Curried."

"""I dropped my toothpaste""... ...he said, crestfallen."

"So a guy walks into a bar with a gun... Who had sex with my wife!!? A man shouts from the back, *you don't have enough bullets bro*!"