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Joke of the Day

"After all these years I've finally figured out what Cher was talking about when she said""Do you believe in life after love"" She was talking about being married!"

"People with eyebrow, nose, and lip piercings always look like they landed face-first into a tackle box."

"If a dentist makes his money off unheathly teeth,why should I trust a toothbrush 4 out of 5 dentist approve?"

"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a crack dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and use it again and again."

"Why is everyone investing in Ireland? ... because the capital is always Dublin!"

"What do you call Q: what do you call a gay goat? A: a Faggoat"

"I just conducted a survey. I asked 68 men and 2 women what their views were on equality."

"Woke up this morning with a pillow over my face, hearing someone muttering ""...it would be so easy..."""

"[interview] ""Tell me about a time you defied authority to achieve a goal."" Me: no"

"Why did the funeral director cover his mouth? he kept coffin"