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Joke of the Day
"What do you call rude fungi? Shiit-talking mushrooms"
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"I dreamed that midgets were trying to assassinate me, so I bought a bulletproof car. Since they were midgets, I bought a convertible."
"I can guess what state you are from with a single question! What state are you from?"
"""I wasn't that drunk!"" ""Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story."""
"My friend came out of closet to me recently ""I am gay"", he said to me. I didn't believe my friend. I thought he was kidding. I said... ""How can you say that with such a straight face?"""
"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire."
"While a gun does make for a cool weapon on The Walking Dead, the most effective weapon against the zombies is probably lightly jogging?"
"What do you call your wife's sisters husband? An asshole, for marrying the hot sister"
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Instead, they end up beating the room for being dark."
"Nobody's phone is ever off. They're lying."