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Joke of the Day
"What disorder will Spiderman get as he ages? Peter Parkinsons"
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"Kanye West always looks like someone just told him a movie spoiler."
"Latest reserch shows, that women with extra weight... Live longer, than the men, that mention it."
"Knock knock Who's there? An owl An owl who? That's my line!"
"The expression should be ""seeing things eyes to eyes"". Otherwise you're suggesting a meeting of the minds between Cyclops"
"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back"
"Why does jesus not play video games? Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn"
"Scientists recently discovered T-Rex hunted in packs, confirming once again that we should all send that asteroid a thank you card."
"Every earthquake is a reminder that you drunk-ate the good granola bars out of the earthquake kit eight years ago and never restocked them."
"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race"