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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back"
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"What's it called when you get a boner on a movie set? A direction"
"*jerks off to a picture of a good personality*"
"My phone autocorrected killed to kilt. Well plaid, phone. Well plaid."
"I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years, Come on guys I don't have 2020 vision"
"I painted my computer black now it doesn't work I painted it white to make it work again now the whole system is corrupt - daddypig-ncsu"
"Just found out the Turkish President is getting into acting He shot a pilot a few month back"
"What do you call a beautiful woman having sex with a comedian? Pretty fucking funny."
"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? There, Their, They're"
"My 5th grader is one eye roll away from being listed on eBay this morning."