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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back"
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"What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man? Addadictomy."
"What is censorship? [removed]"
"Our Office Needs A 3D Printer Our boss asked the new mail-room guy to make three copies of an office key. The guy returned ten minutes later with the copies ... which he'd made on the Xerox machine."
"What does Arizona name Colorado? Border Collie"
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an Ithberg"
"KID:Dad what's the difference between a gerbil and a rat DAD WHO IS A MAFIA BOSS:A gerbil sleeps in a cage and a rat sleeps with the fishes"
"*bakes 12 cookies* *waits for family to come home* *eats 12* *family arrives* 5 year old: ""I SMELL COOKIES!"" ""Weird! Here's a salad."""
"How do you get Lady Gaga attention? P-p-p-poke her face."
"Oxygen and Magnesium are going out OMg!!"