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Joke of the Day
"Why does jesus not play video games? Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn"
Next Joke
"God is pretty creative. I mean, look at me."
"Me (to a baby): Hush little baby don't say a word. Momma's gonna buy you a mocking bird Mom: like hell I'll buy that kid anything.."
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They're both stuck up cunts."
"A Baby Seal Walks Into A Club... I'll see myself out."
"Los Angeles education Trying to give my kids an education in Los Angeles is a nightmare. The guns, the gangs, the drugs -- and I'm home schooling them."
"I went to the zoo the other day There was only a single animal, it was a dog. It was a shih tzu..."
"It's too human to go outside."
"Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing"
"Did you hear about the garbageman who wore no trousers or underwear? He was naked from the waste down."