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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race"

"What shoes do Ninjas wear? Sneakers!"

"How is a Ska band the opposite of a rhinocerus? Horns in the back Asshole up front."

"What commercials are the longest? Viagra"

"I had a cocaine joke, but now I can't find it It makes me really mad because I had it all lined up"

"When a topologist drops acid... ...is it called a Mobius Trip?"

"Going to meet my daughter's kindergarten teacher tonight. Her name is Miss Cox. Not sure I'm mature enough for this situation."

"warning sign on children's alphabet blocks Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive."

"If procrastination was a course offered at school I'd get an ""i"" for incomplete."

"Plato walks into a bar. And he realises that the bar is not a real bar. In fact, it contains the concept of 'a bar'. Then, with an amazed face, he says: ""This bar is ideal!"""