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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock Who's there? An owl An owl who? That's my line!"
Next Joke
"Q: What came first; the chicken or the egg? A: The rooster."
"What is a shitzu? A zoo with no animals."
"What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished? Decomposing"
"Scottage Cheese"
"What date is it today? 2nd April. Ha!! April fool!"
"What did the fruit say to the vegetable, at dinner? Lettuce Pray"
"Mommy, why am I getting my Christmas presents in august? ""Because it's cheaper than chemo"""
"My neighbor's diary says I have boundary issues."
"Annie, are you ok? You sure? Cool That's how long that song would've lasted if I sang it."