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Joke of the Day

"How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair"

"What do you call a muslim in the 90's? Radical"

"Sorry, this joke's a repeat.. ^^^^^I'll ^^^^^show ^^^^^myself ^^^^^out"

"Are you a black hole? Because when I see you my legs get all *spaghettified*. *Courtesy of my friend*"

"I don't think people realize how terrible Blackbeard was... The correct term is African Americanbeard"

"I asked my North Korean friend... ...how it was there. He said he couldn't complain."

"My Football coach got fired because he got accused on Pedophillia charges. But say what you want about the man, he could turn any young tight end into a wide receiver."

"Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"If his selfie doesn't make you kegal, you're just not that into him."

"Interested in: ( ) men ( ) women (X) food"