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Joke of the Day
"Just because we have the same last name doesn't mean we have to be Facebook friends, Dad."
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"Helen Keller walks into a bar.... Then a chair, then a table."
"I was actually president of the anti-voting club in high school ... I never got re-elected"
"A guy at work lost his thumb and had to replace it with his big toe. (True Story) Now we ask to get ""your foot off the table"" when he's eating."
"""Mind control agents in chem trails sounds crazy? That's EXACTLY what the govt wants"" Bride: I shouldn't have let you write your own vows"
"Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay?"
"I get myself into less trouble when I've got a character limit."
"What do you call a bouncy plane? Boeing Boeing Boeing"
"What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Shut the door im dressing"
"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a scorpion"