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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction"
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"Charities - Because nothing shows how far your 2/month could go than a 100 million advertising campaign."
"Do you like dragons? I'll be dragon deez nuts across ya head shortly."
"You know you're getting old when people say you look young..:)"
"If you have a daughter, let her marry a programmer. They are men with codes."
"Last night I bought an alcoholic ginger beer, he wasn't happy about it."
"How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb? You don't know? That's right, you *don't* know, because you weren't there, man!"
"What does a horny man living in Northern Russia need? He needs two jacket."
"It's 3000 AD. Everything is fleek. President Updog has dissolved congress. Women make 700x what men do. I'm still writing 2014 on my checks."
"I shoot cans... Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, and Africans."