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Joke of the Day

"Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

"what's the difference between 3 cocks and a joke? your mom can't take a joke."

"How do you make Holy Water? Boil the hell out of it."

"On a scale from 1 - overweight black woman, how confident are you?"

"teacher asked a boy ............ if you have ten chocolates and you give 2 to girl on first bench 3 to second and 5 to last bench girl then what will be left for you reply : three new girl friends"

"OMG I love you You're the best You left me Did you bring me stuff OMG Anything I don't care Where have you been I smell someone else -Dogs"

"I like my coffee like I like my women... lightly roasted for that full bodied flavor."

"I hate it when you tell someone that you'll always be there for them and then they call you to help move"

"I just found out today that they don't have television in Afghanistan... probably because of the Tele-ban...^Taliban, ^get ^it?"

"Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake? Sheet cake."