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Joke of the Day

"Why did the old lady fall into the well? She didn't see that well"

"I'm working out again in hopes that I can wear my superhero shirt in public without someone saying, ""Batman really let himself go""."

"Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing? Because it had ten tickles"

"What do you call a fat guy who jumps around buildings? ""Poor core"""

"If you are from Spain... You are caught between a rock and a Bard place. Edit: Rock= Gibraltar Bard place = England (Shakespeare=bard)"

"What do you call a writer who feels like they've been born in the wrong body Transcribe"

"what does past, present, and future have in common? ...... tense"

"what is worse than locking your keys in your car parked at planned parent hood? going inside to borrow a coat hanger"

"What did the one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"

"[NSFW] Do you know who is the best at brushing their teeth? Adult males because they have experience at grasping a firm rod and moving it back and forth in a rapid motion."