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Joke of the Day

"When life gives you lemons Chances are you are high on LSD"

"Describe your latest laid with a movie title! ""The Lone Ranger"" ""Home Alone"" ""Bend It Like Beckham"" Now it's your turn!"

"How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky."

"What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato? The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics."

"It's that time of the month for robots iPads"

"Q: How do spies send secret messages in a forest? A: By moss code."

"What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom? A Trojan horse."

"What are the odds? Daughter: Dad, I'm a lesbian Dad: Its cool 2nd Daughter: Dad, I'm also a lesbian Dad: OMG! Does anyone in this family like dick? Son: I do!"""

"Two guys walk down the street And one falls through the window"

"You do not want to see me before I've had my coffee! And I don't want to see you after, so now what?"