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Joke of the Day

"How do you cure a mute coworker? Tell them a secret"

"I'd like to thank /r/jokes for teaching me so many jokes! I've always hated the sound of laughter..."

"Is anyone else disappointed about the new CEO of reddit? Such a re-post."

"Black walks into a bar A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks ""where'd you get that?"" Parrot says ""Africa, there's millions of them""."

"What do you call a friendship between punctuation? Commaraderie"

"In my experience, most arguments are caused by a misunderstanding of the fact that I'm right."

"Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words."

"kanye west: beyonce is the best there is & she's one of the few true artists of our generation me: kanye: me: how did u get in my room again"

"Which is more promiscuous, a Northern girl or a Southern girl? A Northern girl says ""You can"" but a Southern girl says ""Y'all can""!"

"Pedophile pulls up next to a kid and says ""Hey little boy, come in my car and I'll give you a lollie"" kid says ... ""Give me the whole bag and I'll come in your mouth"""