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Joke of the Day
"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You say ""Pikachu, GET THE FUCK ON THAT BUS!"""
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"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."
"A hamburger walks into a bar The bartender says we don't serve food here!"
"Will I live to see 90? You just did."
"Q: When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed? A: When he's red-handed."
"How do People in New Orleans have their beer? Watered Down"
"What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have? -A very dry sense of humor"
"I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together."
"I feel I'm at my most culturally sensitive when I call Dell tech support and don't scream, ""What the fuck are you saying?"""
"I am not going to joke about muslims and islam because.. I don't want the last thing I am going to hear to be: ""ALLAHU AKBAR!!"" and the sound of an explosion."