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Joke of the Day
"Q: When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed? A: When he's red-handed."
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"When a vegetarian turns into a zombie, what does it eat? Coma patients."
"Petulant: (defn.) a cat or dog you let a friend borrow"
"HumansTM they start off corded but convert to wireless easily"
"That awkward moment when you're trying to end a conversation and the other person won't stop talking."
"My old Mum used to say, ""Always give your food a good rinse before you eat it."" Lovely woman, terrible sandwiches."
"Three People Killed at Colorado Abortion Clinic Sounds like a slow day to me"
"Q: Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Wood."
"CASHIER: One ultrathin lubricated condom. That'll be $3.25 DUCK: Can you put it on my bill? CASHIER: That's not where it goes, silly"
"Two muffins are sitting in a hot oven. Two muffins are sitting in a hot over. The first muffin sighs and says, ""gosh, it's so hot in here."" ""The second muffin exclaims, ""Ahh, a talking muffin!"""