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Joke of the Day
"How do People in New Orleans have their beer? Watered Down"
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"Just once, I'd like to sleep as deeply as a cartoon sheriff whose keys are dangling seductively from his belt."
"What is empty and spins round and round? A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim."
"How physicists see other sciences: Biology: squishy physics Geology: slow physics Computer Science: virtual physics Psychology: people physics Chemistry: impure physics Math: physics minus the units"
"Shout out to old guy behind counter who started coughing really hard, drank some water, recovered, chuckled, and said ""Not today!"""
"What's your best math/science pick up line?"
"I accidentally washed a black sock in with my whites and everything came out fine, so I totally get that whole ""I Have a Dream"" thing now."
"Working with cops as a none cop has its benefits. I always get to say the same joke and always get a laugh. ""Do i smell Bacon!"" i love cops... ill show myself out."
"Niggas be like I want a girl that rocks Jordan's, plays video games, and watches sports with me"" wtf? You want a boyfriend nigga"
"Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids? He can't get to 3rd base"