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Joke of the Day
"Anyone else able to tie rope using telekinesis? Thought knot."
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"[space mission studying behaviour of snakes on the moon] astronaut: ""we should've taken our own"" astronaut holding net: ""just keep looking"""
"What's worse than finding a hole in your condom? Finding a condom in your hole!"
"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming."
"You always hear about alpha males and beta males, but I'd prefer to be a gamma male They have a higher rate of penetration..."
"The planet would be a better place if people would just be who they truly are. Human civilization would collapse within a week..."
"I taped Scooby Doo at 2am without realizing the commercials would change & now my 5 year old won't stop saying, ""Hot single ladies!""."
"Pirate: The cannons be ready, captain. Captain: Are."
"What's black and slides down Nelson's column? Winnie Mandela."
"Bad news... Apparently ""bouncing baby boy"" is just an idiom."