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Joke of the Day
"Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?"
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"BOSS: It's come to my attention that you've disabled attachments for emails. You have to fix that. BUDDHA: But attachments cause suffering."
"I hate when people make fun of people with epilepsy It makes me so mad I shake and twitch with anger"
"Some people have 32 teeth, others have 10. It's simple meth."
"The rising new trend is "" An@l Bleaching "". Usually I would be against such an activity ,but....Some ***holes do need to LIGHTEN UP !!"
"How many jews can u fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and about 6 million in the ashtray. .."
"Want to get noticed? Go jogging without moving your arms."
"A boy calls 911 Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911 Operator: What's your emergency? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911 Operator: So what's the problem? Boy: The ugly one is winning."
"What is 12 inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? Sudden infant death syndrome."
"What does a pregnant teenager and her baby have in common? They both thought ""my Mom's gonna kill me."""