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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a dog thermometer and a human thermometer? the taste"

"Why do black people like basketball? Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing."

"What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford? I did not have textual relations with that woman."

"I may be a terrible lover with a tiny penis... ... but the ladies who know me say I can hold my own."

"What has four legs but can't walk? A chair."

"I have an invisible friend. I haven't seen him for some time now."

"How do you milk sheeps? With Apple accessories."

"The cat's in the cradle....OMG. It ate the baby."

"I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it."

"Research shows that in 100% of cases, when someone says ""Oh no she didn't!"", she in fact, did."