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Joke of the Day
"Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG? Batman"
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"What do you call a nun that works for your company? Nun of your business."
"""I've looked everywhere"" to men is really ""I skimmed the floor then opened and shut 3 cabinets"""
"What do you call a skinhead underwater? An oister"
"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic? Going in to ask for a coat hanger"
"What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan? Tajweed"
"What's a dyslexic stoner's favorite phone brand? HTC."
"What's the motto of the Singaporean police? Big Brudder is watching you"
"What do you call a dog with no tongue? Dirty bollocks"
"What idiot called him Alexander graham bell instead of lord of the rings"