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Joke of the Day
"Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG? Batman"
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"I'm a bit worried. I was checking my testicles this morning, and I noticed that one of them... ...is considerably larger than the other two."
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"BIRDMAN Little girl: ""Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"" Mother: ""Because he thinks he's a chicken."" Little girl: ""Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"" Mother: ""We need the eggs."""
"The Macarena is pretty menacing if you do it in silence in the queue at the bank."
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"Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit? They are afraid of the Reposte."
"If only the workout your thumbs get from scrolling on your phone would go to your abs."